Heart in Memphis

Heart 'n Memphis

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At last and alas! a guy has taken the time to write the guy's side of the story. We always hear from the female side ... and ... Now here are the RULES from the MALE side. These are our rules! Also, please note that these are all numbered "1", on PURPOSE!!! Guy's Rule #1: Men are not mind readers. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down!!! We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sunday sports is like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Crying is blackmail. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on THIS one. HINTS do not work! Even OBVIOUS hints. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. Anything that we may have said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 full days or portions thereof. If you think you're fat ... then "Yes! You probably are." So, don't be asking us. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. NOT both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the commercials. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions --- and neither do we. ALL men see only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. AND --- We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched!!! We men just do that. If we ask what is wrong and you say, "Nothing!" Then we will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer that you don't want to hear. When we have to go somewhere, then absolutely anything you wear is fine --- REALLY. Don't ask us what we're thinking about!!! Unless you are prepared to discuss such topics ... Well!!! Such as football or ALL other sports. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. I am in shape!!! ROUND is a shape. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But! Did you know men really don't mind that? It's kinda like camping out.
Ok Ladies! My wife made me "play fair" now. In order for me to STOP having to sleep on the couch; She made me post some FEMALE rules. You can find them scrolling on EyeoftheTiger Just click on the link and go to the bottom of the page. There you can read them and see if you agree or disagree!!! and let everyone know your thoughts!!!
Asking for your help: As the "Under Construction" graphic says ... this web site is in the process of being created. I am VERY MUCH in need of links for the site. Therefore, I have supplied the link to a form and am asking for your help. Before finding the link to the form, however, please read the following. All links must be appropriate for adding and must be "MEMPHIS" related or perhaps "MIDSOUTH" related. There will be guidelines that are rather "strict" which will be used in order that the site will be one that all ages can/will find acceptable. The links must be "points of interest" and NOT sites that are found to be advertising or commercially oriented in nature. Needless to say that "NO PORNOGRAPHIC" sites will be accepted under any circumstances. Only your personal sites or other sites, you recommend, that meet our "rating" system will be approved for use. Another web site that is getting "reworked", as we speak, is the "Eye of the Tiger" Web Site. The "Eye of the Tiger" site can be accessed by CLICKING HERE "Eye of the Tiger" and "Heart in Memphis" are so closely related that they really could be one large site. However, one COMBINED site could actually become too large and cumbersome. So, actually, any of the links that you may send may be used for either site ... and sometimes, if deemed important enough, on both sites. If it is sports related, it would probably "fit" the "Eye" site best. You see ... my wife and I lived in Memphis for eight years and even though we don't live there anymore, my heart is "still in Memphis", so to speak. Also, as you can probably tell, I'm a HUGE Tiger Fan and Conference USA supporter. Actually, I am a graduate of Memphis (when it was Memphis State University). So, my wife and I have reaped so much from Memphis in most every way. Therefore, we want this "Heart in Memphis" site along with the "Eye of the Tiger" Site to be such that Memphians everywhere can take pride. We hope this would be true whether you are in Memphis physically and/or spiritually, as my wife and I. This is just our way of helping us say, "Thank you "M E M P H I S" for such great memories of when we lived in Memphis and for the great times we know there will be when we visit in the future". We're both semi-retired now and this will ALSO (as my wife says), "keep me busy and out of her way during the day". So, I want to see if this will work ... that is ... by asking those of you who visit this site to think about links to "points of interest" on the internet that should be linked here. If you do think of some that should be considered please CLICK HERE and send the URL and the web site name to me via the form that you'll be asked to fill in. By the way, the links across the top row of buttoms are there now for "debugging" purposes. Some LINKS and CATEGORIES will surely be removed and some of the six category NAMES will certainly change. All of this is predicated on the "suggested" links received from you and any that I may stumble upon and find for myself. Thanks in advance.